A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cuz you skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg cuz a’ alligator be chompin’ on it is.9. You can’t have no Blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.10. Good places for the Blues:a) highwayb) jailhousec) empty bedBad places:a) Ashramsb) gallery openingsc) Ivy League institutionsd) golf courses11. No one will believe it’s the Blues if you wear a suit, ‘less you happen to be a’ old black man, and you slept in it.12. Do you have the right to sing the Blues? Yes, if:a) you’re older than dirtb) you’re blindc) you shot a man in Memphisd) you can’t be satisfied.No, if:a) you have all your teethb) you were once blind but now can seec) the man in Memphis lived.d) you have a retirement plan or trust fund.13. Blues is not a matter of color. It’s a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Gary Coleman. A Farmer I am Not.”She didn’t say anything for a minute when she did speak, it was a quiet voice of determination. “Andy, we are a pair you and I. I found my mother’s diary from her early life. She traveled too, admittedly she wasn’t part of the largest mercenary company ever seen, but she did get around.” She reached up to stroke his cheek as she spoke, but Andrew pulled back not wanting to fall for her wiles.Andrew didn’t get angry, but he was cold now. “Why Kaara, why are you here now. I don’t have time to argue, I have too much to do and have to be on the road before the mid-summer arrives.”She clouded again and put her hands on her hips, glaring at him as if he were something that had just bitten her. “Because we are betrothed stupid boy, that’s why.” She said with a faint smirk reaching her lips.Now it was Andrew’s turn to be confused. “Since when girl? I have never agreed to marry you, nor do I intend to. Go home Kaara. Go home and forget about me. Find some farmer’s son that.
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